Chick In My Pants
A cow who had a very long pants had a friend chick who was too playful that sometimes the chick went in the cow’s pants. Even at night. So once, when the cow was sleeping, the chick played spy and sneaked into the cow’s pants. The chick found the tail and bit it but the chick said it had an awkward smell and taste, so the chick refused to bite it ever again. Tomorrow the cow felt a thing in his pants. So he shook and shook when he realized it was a chick. So he got it out of his pants and he was mad at the chick when the chick said “Your tail is awkward” so the cow left and took a nap but the Chick army won.